Wednesday, September 22, 2010

Secrets of Dark Heresy?

Some of you will know that I run a Dark Heresy RPG campaign at the Forge, but most of you might not know that the party I GM is a sociopathic, sword slashing, bolter shooting and psychic burning kill team (and add a few other oddballs). Most missions, even the supposedly diplomatic or intrigue-ish kind, usually end up as a battlefield strewn with mutilated bodies and wrecked vehicles.

So sometimes I wonder if one day... (sung to the tune of a song by OneRepublic)

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I need another story
Something to close off this quest
My game gets kinda boring
Need something that will cause distress

'Til all their chars are stained red
From all the wounds that they've shed
Come by it honestly I swear
Thought they saw me wink, no
I've been on the brink, so

Throw in what they really fear
Something to bring them to tears
I'm sick of giving reward gear
So I'm gonna slay all their PCs today

This time
Don't need another Chaos shrine
Don't care if players ever jump in line
I'm gonna slay all their PCs today

My God
Amazing that they got this far
It's like they're flitting through the stars
Just to collect nasty long red scars

And everyday I drop the clues, all the problems that they should solve
And when a situation rises, just take bolter and promethium
Slaughter all they know
I don't really like the flow, no, so

Throw in what they really fear
Something to bring them to tears
I'm sick of giving reward gear
So I'm gonna slay all their PCs today

This time
Don't need another Chaos shrine
Don't care if players ever jump in line
I'm gonna slay all their PCs today

Oh, got no reason, got no shame
Got no kidney they can maim
Just will make them disappear
I'mma let loose everything

Throw in what they really fear
Something to bring them to tears
I'm sick of giving reward gear
So I'm gonna slay all their PCs today

This time
Don't need another Chaos shrine
Don't care if players ever jump in line
I'm gonna slay all their PCs today

Throw in what they really fear
Something to bring them to tears
I'm sick of giving reward gear
So I'm gonna slay all their PCs today

This time
Don't need another Chaos shrine
Don't care if players ever jump in line
I'm gonna slay all their PCs today!

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3 comments:

  1. Because talk is cheap.

    Speak not unto the Xenos/Heretic/Daemon.
    Listen not to the Xenos/Heretic/Daemon.
    Look not upon the Xenos/Heretic/Daemon.

    Burn the heretic, kill the mutant, purge the unclean, suffer not the Xenos to live

    DEATH TO THE ENEMIES OF THE IMPERIUM!

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  2. LOL!!!! Cmdrcash is our resident 'Weird Al' of Warhammer 40K.

    I'm all Thumbs!!!

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  3. Love it! Hisssssss....Are you whithin 18m of me?

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